We all have our time...


Here's a nugget for you...

Tom calls up yesterday to recount a story...

He is post Oscars celebrating at various parties in LA - one of which is being hosted by Madonna.

Her manager has known Tom for many years and he decides to introduce Tom to the pop icon. Tom is perhaps a little nervous as he is led towards her. But then his heart must have stopped at how he is introduced...

"Madge, this is Tom. Tom is an incredible dancer."

Not, he's Spider-Man or he's a young British actor at his first Oscars.

Obviously, Madonna is in the moment. At the time, she happens to be mid-dance floor, the music is banging and so she gestures at Tom - Come on dude, show us what you got...

Tom is mortified and flounders badly. Not quite Dad dancing but definitely not Bruno Mars either.

Madonna is less than impressed - less so than Nikki and I anyway because we think its hilarious - but listening to this story is Paddy and he is about to top us all with comedy gold - and why this post is a nugget. 

Are you ready for it?

Delivered with a non-plussed face...

"Who's Madonna?"