The short straw...

Nikki and Paddy are LA bound for a certain world premiere - while, Sam completes his A Levels and I drew the short straw to stay with him.

I have gigs also. On the day of the Premiere, I will be gigging in Croydon. Yes, feel my pain and as though any more salt is needed - it looks like today we have rain.

How about that for a juxtaposition? 

Thank God I had the foresight to write a book called Eclipsed.