Get this...


Very early this morning, I'm half asleep. I say half asleep because I probably need a pee but I'm in denial - a situation not helped by the rain lashing down outside.

Then an alarm goes off - and its not good.  It feels way too early to get up and this means my day ahead is going to be unproductive. 

But its not an alarm - but a phone. Nikki's phone is ringing and being so early, she grabs for it with a start.

It's 5am. Who calls at 5am?

Er, our eldest son does. He is calling because he has just landed in Singapore where its a beautiful day and he wants to share the view from his hotel with us. 

At 5am?

Won't it be the same view 5 hours later?

"Oh, sorry. I forgot about the time difference. My bad".

On the Jimmy Kimmel Show, when he said "I am no genius..." he really meant it...